Words of Wit and Wisdom

Student Gaffes and Malapropisms

These are examples of innocent mistakes, occasional typos, and the tyranny of the computer's spell checker.The author's names have been hidden to protect me from litigation.

"Throughout one's journey through life, Philosophy should be excreted by natural instincts"

"The right to freely choose goes beyond the normal "it's my purgative."

"...I don't want to have competition with classmates. The less smarter ones out there, the better chance of me getting more attention in class..."

"By eliminating face to face contact, interviewers rely strictly on the resumé in front of them, the aptitude of the resulting (phone) interview, and are benefitted by a sense of animosity."

"Taking a sequence that has happened up until know and assuming it will stay that way in the future will lead to making a generalized statement about about will happen next, or in the future."

"'Cogito ergo sum,' a statement that to me represents the beginning of a new era in human spirituality, quite possible plunged the world headfirst into the vast ocean of knowledge."

"Marx believed that the alienated worker under capitalism loses consciousness."

"If social influence disregards an individual's preference towards sexuality, restrictions will be implimented. Thus, a lack of freedom for choice will be obliverated."

"When a person is cloned, they lose their ontology."

"The Buddha was the leader of the Muslims."

"So.. if evolution were true, we'd see monkeys transforming into humans before our very eyes."

"If some poor sole is so unattractive that they'd think of having sex with animals, bestiality, I say no. No. No. No! That is what sex-toys were invented for!"

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