Visual Biography

 

I have a cat named
Dr. Chicken Jones.
However, he disdains the internet and so would prefer not to receive e-mail.

I once worked at Microsoft. But I left them for a career in Academia.
I hope they manage without me.

I can't decide whether I am reincarnated or not. But if I was, then I have a pretty good idea what sort of creature I used to be.

Of course, If I get another incarnation...

This is recent photo

of me..

So I turned to the darkside.

I became Evil

Now I am controlled by puppets

But everyday they had to compete with my Fiancée

Women around the world breath a sigh of relief.

Local Home Owners' Association reconsiders mandatory membership.

 

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